last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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