Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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