There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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