We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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