I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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