dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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