Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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