Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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