I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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