It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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