there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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