I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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