i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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