I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
420 ftw
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So many bounce houses so little time
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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