question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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