i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
its not stalking. its research.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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