ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
