did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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