If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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