omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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