I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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