you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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