Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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