she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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