Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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