Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
