I never want to see another naked old woman again.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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