Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
foreskin is a definite game changer
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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