Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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