Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
well you can't waste a boner
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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