They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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