Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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