is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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