Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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