yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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