What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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