There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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