I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
