is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
