I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
