we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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