Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
home. puking in laundry basket.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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