I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
