I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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