I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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