just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This is the high leading the old right now
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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