You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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