By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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