Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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