Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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