i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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