glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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