only if we run a train.
done.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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