You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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