You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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