There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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