eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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