I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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