i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
my being single is dangerous.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
