So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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